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This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
wait
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Tumblr is literally a social experiment to see how long an extremely alienated user base will continue to use a declining social media platform that sporadically removes its features until rendering it obsolete
Remember this years-old post?
What the experiment demonstrates is that I will put up with all of that just to use a site that shows me posts that I asked for in chronological order.
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Jeffrey Winder appealed his guilty verdict after punching “Unite the Right” organizer Jason Kessler in Charlottesville the day after protester Heather Heyer died. A jury determined Winder should serve no jail time and pay the lowest fine possible.
Keep punching Nazis.
Turns out punching Nazis isn’t just moral, it’s shockingly affordable.
(via motherfucknmiracles)
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This empathy thing is gonna get people killed
(Source: pre-successful, via motherfucknmiracles)
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weirdest thing about videogames is finding new clothing/armor for your character on dead NPCs
like “its such a shame greg died but thank god his pants are just my size”It’s such a shame this spider died. Good thing he was carrying pants, a helmet, and a sword.
“This wolf had five dollars!”
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my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine
“I’VE BEEN ATTACKED”
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#jessicaux -
(Source: tammycat, via motherfucknmiracles)
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alex hirsch’s gravity falls sunday comics utterly obliterated me there’s two whole pages but these two made me gag
can’t believe i forgot the LINK
https://twitter.com/_alexhirsch/status/1082471413385064448?s=21
(via planetfuckingjupiter)
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Someone: you seem like you’re having fun
Me:
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I’ve been making these during my downtime at work.
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the creator of katamari damacy responded to me on twitter so I can die happy and fulfilled now
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How much processing power is in a cube world cube?
how many of these things would you need to connect before i can run doom.
Approximately 12
(via motherfucknmiracles)
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rise and grind kings lets get this head
me before starting my day as a guillotine operator
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today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”
it was a distraction
they put chickens in the elevator
This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks
(Source: mountaindiablo, via motherfucknmiracles)