What did the Japanese girl call her transformer brother?
final smash: water fountain
HIS TONGUE IS TIED LIKE A TIE OMG professional hot frog
phoenix about to drop the sickest defense rap in the history of law
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
I read survey corp as survey crop almost 100% of the time and i just
This was in today’s newspaper.
a cremation seminar……….. at smokey bones………………… someone has a morbid sense of humor
Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class